HOW TO SURVIVE AN AUTOPSY
and other outlandish assumptions, impressions and revelations
978-1-58790-587-2 / 146 pages / paperback / 5” x 8”
$12.95
Humor
ABOUT THE BOOK
“As fat as Santa is — how come he insists on entering through the chimney?”
“Old age catches up to most of us. The other day I saw Superman doing a commercial for Miracle-Ear.”
“Celery is the only food you can eat and floss with at the same time.”
“I’m all for prison reform. I just don’t want somebody on death row getting more channels than me.”
“My old car is so unsafe to drive — the navigation lady took out extra insurance.”
“Jeff Bezos’ house is so huge — it has its own weather.”
“Gasoline is so expensive — I saw a getaway driver pushing his car.”
These plus many other burning issues and observations are included in this strange yet thought-provoking book.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Other books the author has written: I Was a Limbo Dancer for the FBI, The Million Dollar Man: Jack Dempsey and 1964: Year of Triumph and Tragedy.