NUCLEAR ANNIHILATION AND HOW TO DRESS FOR IT

Tom Brennan

978-1-58790-715-9  / 126 pages / paperback / 5” x 8” / $18

ABOUT THE BOOK

Humorous comments on the numerous contradictions and absurdities of the human condition and wry observations on some of the burning issues of our times. Disturbing and thoughtprovoking.

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

In addition to his forays into humor Thomas Brennan also enjoys reading and writing about important historical events. In addition to I Was a Limbo Dancer for the FBI and How to Survive an Autopsy his other books include The Million Dollar Man: Jack Dempsey; 1964: Year of Triumph and Tragedy; and James Dean: An American Icon.

“I don’t understand why men have to be buried in a suit and tie. It’s not like they’re going to see Hamilton.”

“I enjoy having company over. But then again I like getting hit in the eye with a tack hammer.”

“Stores have got to hire more cashiers. The other day I was in line for so long – the 100 Years War went by quicker.”

“You can always tell a one-star restaurant. The sign outside says ‘Sorry – We’re Open.’”

“My wife hates it when I snore. Especially when I’m driving.”

“Crime has gotten so out of control – the other day Dracula was reported missing.”